Low Cortisol Level Funny Stress Shirt

Unbothered. Moisturized. In My Lane. 🔋🟩 If your goal for the year is to keep the drama low and the peace high, this is your official uniform. Featuring a retro, 8-bit pixel art gauge pointing firmly to the green "Low" zone, this shirt is a hilarious nod to internet culture, mental health humor, and the ultimate "chill" aesthetic. Perfect for gamers, introverts, or anyone who is aggressively protecting their peace and maintaining that nonchalant energy. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) - Garment-dyed finish for a broken-in color and texture - Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability - Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL (select partners) and sewn-in label - Made in Honduras; available in 58 colorways Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean